Enjoy this collection of relationship quotes and sayings. A ton of famous quotes about relationships – good, bad, funny and more! Reflect on your relationship and enjoy these quotes.
Quotes on Relationships
The quality of your life is the quality of your relationships. – Anthony Robbins
You cannot be lonely if you like the person you’re alone with. – Wayne W. Dyer
Sometimes you have to get to know someone really well to realize you’re really strangers. – Mary Tyler Moore
Lust is easy. Love is hard. Like is most important. – Carl Reiner
The key to any good relationship, on-screen and off, is communication, respect, and I guess you have to like the way the other person smells — and he smelled real nice. – Sandra Bullock
The glue that holds all relationships together – including the relationship between the leader and the led is trust, and trust is based on integrity. – Brian Tracy
Quotes about Relationships
Once the realization is accepted that even between the closest human beings infinite distances continue, a wonderful living side by side can grow, if they succeed in loving the distance between them which makes it possible for each to see the other whole against the sky. – Rainer Maria Rilke
Don’t smother each other. No one can grow in the shade. – Leo Buscaglia
In the coldest February, as in every other month in every other year, the best thing to hold on to in this world is each other. – Linda Ellerbee
It seems essential, in relationships and all tasks, that we concentrate only on what is most significant and important. – Soren Kierkegaard
All things need watching, working at, caring for and marriage is no exception. Marriage is not something to be treated indifferently, or abused or something that simply takes care of itself. Nothing neglected will remain as it was or is, or will fail to deteriorate. All things need attention care and concern and especially so in this most sensitive of all relationships of life. – Richard Evans
Quotes about New Relationships
Without a single thought, two hands collide and the world finally makes sense again. – Kayla Dawn
If you’re in a relationship and you want to make it work, you have to be a little selfless at times. – Montel Williams
Sow a seed and the earth will yield you a flower. Dream your dream to the sky and it will bring you your beloved. – Khalil Gibran
Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. – Oprah Winfrey
Quotes about Bad Relationships
It is far better to be alone, than to be in bad company. – George Washington
Life is a succession of lessons which must be lived to be understood. – Helen Keller
A divorce is like an amputation: you survive it, but there’s less of you. – Margaret Atwood
It is better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all. – Alfred Lord Tennyson
Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future. – Paul Boese
Funny Quotes about Relationships
Love is a grave mental disease. – Plato
I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox. – Woody Allen
If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question. – Lily Tomlin
God made mud, God made dirt, God made boys so girls can flirt. – Anonymous
Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties. – Jules Renard
There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won’t stand for that. – Steve Martin
Men and women, women and men, It will never work. – Erica Mann Jong
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Laughter quotes and quotes about laughter! Everyone loves to laugh, but sometimes we need to be reminded to feel good or stop being down. Laughing is like a medicine. Enjoy these quotes and sayings about laughing.
Quotes About Laughter
A day without laughter is a day wasted. – Charlie Chaplin
Frequent and loud laughter is the characteristic of folly and ill manners. – Lord Chesterfield
Laughter is the closest distance between two people. – Victor Borge
Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human face. – Victor Hugo
I’d rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints. – Billy Joel
I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose. – Woody Allen
Laugh at yourself and at life. Not in the spirit of derision or whining self-pity, but as a remedy, a miracle drug, that will ease your pain, cure your depression, and help you to put in perspective that seemingly terrible defeat and worry with laughter at your predicaments, thus freeing your mind to think clearly toward the solution that is certain to come. Never take yourself too seriously. – Og Mandino
No man who has once heartily and wholly laughed can be altogether irreclaimably bad. – Thomas Carlyle
If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything. – Marilyn Monroe
If we couldn’t laugh we would all go insane. – Robert Frost
We don’t laugh because we’re happy — we’re happy because we laugh. – William James
I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it’s the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. It’s probably the most important thing in a person. – Audrey Hepburn
If I were given the opportunity to present a gift to the next generation, it would be the ability for each individual to learn to laugh at himself. – Charles Schulz
The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter. – Mark Twain
Laughter Quotes
At the height of laughter, the universe is flung into a kaleidoscope of new possibilities. – Jean Houston
To laugh with others is one of life’s great pleasures. To be laughed at by others is one of life’s great hurts. – Frank Tyger
Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on. – Bob Newhart
A hearty laugh gives one a dry cleaning, while a good cry is a wet wash. – Puzant Kevork Thomajan
Remember, men need laughter sometimes more than food. – Anna Fellows Johnston
Perhaps I know best why it is man alone who laughs; he alone suffers so deeply that he had to invent laughter. – Friedrich Nietzsche
Laughter is a powerful way to tap positive emotions. – Norman Cousins
We laugh a lot. That’s for sure. Sure beats the alternative, doesn’t it? – Betty White
Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects. – Arnold Glasow
Laughter is not at all a bad beginning for a friendship, and it is far the best ending for one. – Oscar Wilde
He has achieved success who has worked well, laughed often, and loved much. – Elbert Hubbard
You don’t stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing. – Michael Pritchard
You cannot be mad at somebody who makes you laugh – it’s as simple as that. – Jay Leno
There is nothing in the world so irresistibly contagious as laughter and good humor. – Charles Dickens
Quotes About Smiling
Smile. Have you ever noticed how easily puppies make human friends? Yet all they do is wag their tails and fall over. – Walter Anderson
Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been. – Mark Twain
If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it. – Andy Rooney
Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest compliment, or the smallest act of caring, all of which have the potential to turn a life around. – Leo Buscaglia
Before you put on a frown, make absolutely sure there are no smiles available. – Jim Beggs
Wear a smile and have friends; wear a scowl and have wrinkles. – George Eliot
A laugh is a smile that bursts. – Mary H. Waldrip
A kind heart is a fountain of gladness, making everything in its vicinity freshen into smiles. – Washington Irving
Peace begins with a smile. – Mother Teresa
All the statistics in the world can’t measure the warmth of a smile. – Chris Hart
Of all the things you wear, your expression is the most important. – Janet Lane
People seldom notice old clothes if you wear a big smile. – Lee Mildon
If you have only one smile in you, give it to the people you love. Don’t be surly at home, then go out in the street and start grinning ‘Good morning’ at total strangers. – Maya Angelou
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For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness. – Ralph Waldo Emerson
Wherever you go, go with all your heart. – Confucius